Well, well, well! You’ve just bumped into a money-printing machine. We have been lurking about, and trying to get our head around; “What can be the best combination of chemicals to boost the green dildo all the way to the moon?”
We sure hope we didn’t offend you, but this was my way of saying, “ What can be the best token for the community so that the printer goes “brrr… brrr?”
Let’s cut the crap, we present you with Bananacoin.Finance, the investor driven token to multiply their ETHs’ Stack. We here aren’t big fans of being holders ourselves, we buy low and sell high while giving the same advice to others.
Anyways, Today we’re giving you this opportunity to join us from the get-go, and see the green dildo skyrocket for yourself when we lift off. You know what we mean when we say “Green Dildo — Profit.”
A vast majority of cryptos end up being Ponzi schemes. We’re being brutally honest here, we’re all in it for the money, many schemes might try to show otherwise but the fact of the matter is that has proven to be false in retrospect.
If you are here for the money, we’re gonna vibe. Let’s make it happen! If you are not ready to experience the Green Dildo, we would advise you to take a backseat.
We are presenting you Bananacoin.Finance, and you’re going to love the idea:
• Total Supply: 500 ( Less Supply= More Value)
• Burn: “x” coins/day (Burn increases token value, “x” changes regularly)
• Burn rate 2% per transaction (Cherry on top)
• For a flat rate coins can be used to purchase web development services
• More digital services to be provided soon
• A new digital service related to blockchain will be revealed two hours after our UNISWAP launch so stay tuned!
As we told you Chads, this is an investor driven project. If you are in here for the money, we will show you the money. Our team is here to ensure the smooth execution of the project and its launch.
Get in touch with us at our platforms:
The marketing department has already contacted the best shillers in the space. The only thing left is to pull the trigger. The timelines are being discussed with our investors.
The development team is all set to bring the newest possibilities around Bananacoin.Finance. We will keep on building what’s best for the business.
Before we end this interaction, we would like to thank everyone involved in the project. Bananacoin.Finance is smart money, if you play that is.
Edit: Burning policies have been revised.
The Banana Republic.